Psycho Squad: Kevin, give us your soul, middle child, and enough paint to huff for the rest of our lives.

Kevin: We have a shortage of paint due to the supply chain issue, but I'll see what I can do.

Psycho Squad: No vote until it arrives.

15 rounds later: Kevin's soul, middle child, and 3 million gallons of paint secure his win.

Congratulations Americans - the insanity just got crazier!