My sources tell me this is inaccurate. Hogs have become quietly more intelligent and are, at this very moment plotting to overthrow the human supremacists and take the planet for themselves. All my life I worried about cats becoming sinister dictators, but boy, oh, boy was I wrong.

Haha, but seriously. We need those Abrams tanks to fight the Hog War! Putin's got nothing on wild pigs!

‘They’re here! They’re here!’: wild pigs are trying to take over Canada!

This is a verified conspiracy. There's a global hog takeover, and no one is talking about it.

Hogs will take over the Capitol and the White House in no time. Hog world is coming!