Mark Twain was onto something when he said, "truth is stranger than fiction," and I wouldn't be surprised if the Pentagon tried to weaponize hamsters.

I doubt our politicians are half-alien reptiles sent from a faraway galaxy to take over Earth, but it wouldn't blow my socks off if it were true. At least things would make a bit more sense.

Did you see the NY State Government's public announcement video on how to survive a nuclear attack? That's totally normal, and WTF is Havana Syndrome and the debt ceiling? Everything is bullshit.