I've been aimlessly searching for an exciting hobby, job, or ANYTHING other than the Apocalypse War TV series to stimulate the post-life-mundane. I'm in my seventies if 40 is the new 70, but I am young-spirited - hopefully, I still qualify for the life-changing experience!

I'd love career advice, but a professional assassin is my dream job! No one values life, and the world is ending, so why not take a stab at something new? I'd only target the Death Squad regime that accelerated the apocalypse because at least some innocent people should outlive the Grim Reapers.

I look forward to hearing from you and starting my new career ASAP.

Sincerely,

Corinne the Assassinator