Hahaha. B. Clinton def fucked Mary when no one was looking, and H. Clinton put on her best human impersonation but sat in a corner loudly laughing like a hyena every time someone spoke.

The Sackler family arrived the next day to join the victory bash to celebrate winning immunity in the opioid lawsuit and the billions earned from marketing heroin as a non-addictive drug.

We'd never stop crying if we didn't find ways to laugh.