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That shouldn’t have been so easy to write, but I guess that’s what happens when ads bombard you on billboards, the internet, grocery stores, mail, and entertainment media. We need a war on ads — oh, wait. The war on drugs led to more drugs, and the war on terror led to more terror. Maybe, wars lead to more of what we’re fighting… We need peace on ads! Hmm.