Do you remember when Martha Stewart went to jail for insider trading? Politicians and wealthy elites also received information and engaged in the illegal activity, yet Martha was the only person charged. Our government still cared to obscure corruption, but now, there's too much to conceal.

Congress recently legalized insider trading, so I guess it's totally acceptable now. Powerful people change laws that don't suit them, but look over there! It's a unicorn and leprechaun dancing to God Bless America! We are the chosen ones!!!

Gold fish have better attention spans.