But Phillip! THE ECONOMY! And of course, if we don't buy esteemed cultural items like brand new cars for 16-year-olds, how would anyone know they're special?

I'm over here in Australia waiting for the next fire to wipe out the island continent, but I hear clean coal power plants are the next big thing. So, that's great news!

Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry and sometimes I cry so hard I laugh, but we can all die knowing we washed society's mouth with soap so it would be more WOKE. Look how awake we are!